**"I Think My Soulmate Might Be Carbs" T-Shirt Description**
 
Get ready to embrace the love story you always knew was meant to be—carbs! This t-shirt is for everyone who's ever pondered, "Maybe my soulmate isn’t a person... maybe it's a baguette." Let’s be honest, no one has ever let you down less than a warm, buttery croissant. Forget late-night texts, nothing says love like late-night pasta. If carbs could wear a crown, they’d be your one and only every time.
Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this unisex heavy cotton tee is as reliable as your favorite midnight snack. With a medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²), it's designed for year-round comfort—like the warm embrace of a freshly baked loaf of bread. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, perfect for the vivid, premium printing of this witty design that speaks directly to your carb-loving soul.
The classic fit and timeless crew neckline make it perfect for anything from casual pizza nights to semi-formal "cheese and crackers" soirées. Plus, no side seams mean no itchy interruptions, just like how carbs never interrupt a good time. The tear-away label ensures a scratch-free experience, letting you focus solely on planning your next delicious rendezvous with a mountain of mashed potatoes. With Gildan's commitment to sustainability through the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex certification, you can wear your love for carbs proudly, knowing it's as ethical as it is funny.
Sure, some people may still be looking for "the one," but maybe—just maybe—your one has been in the bread aisle this whole time. Let the world know you’re still figuring it out, but the answer might just be carbs.